14 Of The Craziest Child Toys To Ever Grace The Shelves

Lauren Freeman

Journalist

When you think that any piece of children's entertainment is strange, be sure to remember that there's an adult or a few adults behind. Kids aren't exactly making kids' movies, shows and games. It's adults all the way. So whenever you feel confused about Teletubbies, remember that an adult made this.

You should also keep that in mind when browsing this strange collection of toys. Who thought that... any of these are a good idea? Was there ever a marketing meeting? Do they just start cranking out whatever design a manager comes up with after sniffing glue? Whoever made these toys be, they sure must have been crazy.

1

The Lovely Straight Jacket

It might be Photoshop, but considering some of the Halloween costumes out there, it might be real, too!

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2

Plush Pee & Poo

Poo and pee go in the toilet, but Pee and Poo don't go in the toilet. Is your child confused and pooping everywhere yet?

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3

2 Finger Squirter

At least it's not "two in the pink, one the stink."

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4

Bearded Baby Doll

I think this used to be a gnome till some weirdo made it strip.

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5

Dora Aquapet

I'm too disturbed to ask what it actually does.

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6

The Daddy Saddle

Teach the kid that other people are literally animals to be abused!

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7

Cyclops-Brain Toy Car

When creepy meets cool!

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8

Poo-Doh

Yes, teach your toddler to play with poo, I'm sure the results will be great.

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9

Shave-A-Baby

It is well known that babies need shaving, yes.

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10

Jar Jar Binks Tongue Pop

Now your child can make out with the worst Star Wars character!

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11

Cutie Pie HPV

Just wait till they release the Cutie Pie HIV!

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12

Batman Squirtgun

It's the Normal People Repellant Spray!

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Tagged: OMG, hilarious, toys,

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