15 Genius Ideas To Protect Christmas From Cats And Dogs

Josephine Thompson

Journalist

Having pets is a bliss. Cats and dogs provide instant companionship in a way that no human will ever be able to do. For one, cats and dogs aren't racist – or political. They like most everyone they see. And if they bite or claw, they do it without regard to race, gender, creed, sexual orientation, religion or age.

However, we all know that animals are hardcore 17th century puritans. That's why they attack Christmas trees: they hate the symbol of the celebration that is not in the Bible, has suspicious pagan undertones and generally leads to impious amounts of revelry and fun. Or maybe they just think that blinking lights and shiny toys are prey. Either way, people need to guard their Christmas trees, and these folk are winning at it.

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Mr. Fox can be fantastic, but he can't climb that high!

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Keeping the dog from eating the ornaments.

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Cat-proofing the tree.

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A very classy way to do it!

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"Every Time He Tries To Climb The Tree, We Make Him Put On A Christmas Outfit For 15 Minutes".

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This is just teasing the cat.

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Some people put the tree up quite literally.

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Bird cage can be used for the tree once the cat has eaten the bird.

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Have you considered a moat, too?

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Don't know if that would deter a cat...

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More!
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Still within cat-jumping distance.

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Why do you have clone cats?

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Cats love plastic wrap, though.

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It seems that the dog didn't want it that much anyways.

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Told you they can jump high!

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