Usually, we hope not to find trash and poop in our gardens. We're somewhat less surprised to find eggs that some bird floozy might have left behind. But this woman found an egg that was like no other. It had a strange shape and an ever stranger slimy texture. And then it started hatching!
But it wasn't a bird. It wasn't a reptile, and those gits are known for laying eggs that are strange and wrong. Instead, the poor woman got a bunch of devil fingers. Probably called after some mythical aphrodisiac only teenagers believe in, it's a mushroom that grows on the ocean floor. What was it doing in the woman's back yard? Nobody knows!